Desutchland Grand Prix!!

On the 25th day of July at 2000 hours on a Malaysian Sunday Night... It is Race day for

FORMULA 1 GROSSER PREIS SANTANDER VON DEUTSCHLAND 2010..

Yes..And...With the Usual Scores...with Our Hardworking Lotus Team in 18th and 19th spot on the qualifying scoreboard...Finally...Above 20...What an achievement..

And The German Speed Demon Vettel Dominating with 1st place on qualifying Many times Again...With Webber on 4th...And for Ferrari...Massa and Alonso on Vettels Ass..2nd and 3rd placing...

The Race track is plain and flat like a Hong Kong Womans chest...3 hair pins...Wide track..with a teenagers penis size length of 5km circuit...It's totally boring...Uncomparable to the race track like Monaco's...Here's the map if the circuit..

Well...This will be another short article as my time is wearing thin because Ive got to study for my upcoming Pain in the ass PMR trials...And shortly after that..My UEC trials...Going to be a busy and stressful august for me...Cant believe I wont be able to go for the upcoming SLASH concert In Paradise City Sunway..

Anyways...If youre currently poor and cant afford astro...Dont worry...You can stream it online...I have many links here and software recommendations heres...

Sopcast,First....You wait untill about 8pm..Then on the first tab...You will see Shanghai Gsports...Click on that and wait for it to stream..But...The channel is CCTV5...So the narrator will be talking in ching chong nip nong nong....

If you want to look for a English Narrator...I suggest you go for TVUplayer...Go to the TVUplayer website and download the software...Then install and open the software...Under Sports tabs...You should probably be able to find German F1 GP(if youre lucky)...

You dont really have much a choice..my friends..It's really tough to find a decent streaming channel..

I also recommend JustinTV...Or Maybe you can try Stadium Astro too..

I will try and put the live stream here tonight If i can...

EASEUS partition manager

Having trouble with your harddisk??You have no shit idea how to format or make a partition on your disk?Afraid you might screw up something??Well...Worry no more if you dont know about this software...EASEUS partition manager is here to shoo-away your problems...It helps you create a partition or format your hard disk without a hassle..Its quick too...within 5 minutes...your Hard disk is ready to store videos..musics..school projects...porn...The download link for EASEUS partition manager is here

Futurama is back!! Season 6 is out now!!

Im abit slow in this...but guess what..Futurama is back...Yes...its much more hilarious than the Simpsons...Futurama stopped production about 3 years ago..cause well...maybe matt grooening was 100% on writting The Simpsons episodes...Thats all changed now...The new season is now moving into the Fifth episode...
For those people who have never even heard of this cartoon before...your missing some big ass time...Heres the season 6 trailer...I can only provide the youtube link...I cant put the video up here..because as usual...Our lightning speed ISP screamyx...failed again...with snail speed broadband..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuM10m5fuQ

Guitar...tips..my 2 pences lesson 1...

Ok..please excuse my world class drawing,And As you can see here,I am a guitar player,preety much a novice..and I am a terrible artist....wow..what big claws I have..im the bloodseeker guitarist..haha..ok back to business..Do you have guitar in your room..collecting dust..sitting there..slowly dying..Do you want to at least learn some songs..you like?well..Here are the chords you need to know..the basic open chords..First off..I will start with DM,..Just DM for now...I will update later

Dm..D minor

Ahh...Dm...one of the most pristine sounding open chords you can find.DM is normally used in alot of ascoustic based songs...like stop and stare..Stop and stare is mostly C chord and Am..A.Also 21 Guns.and various artists uses Dm..One of the most important open chords...Also..dont forget you have to tune your guitar to standard..dont worry..just google for online guitar tuner..and you can automaticly find one...or get a guitar tuner...quite expensive..around RM60..anywayz,just stick to the online tuner...If you also want to pick up on classic rock...I have a list recommended by the LYN guitar phreaks club...It's preety kick-ass..Metalica..Arch Enemy..Even though...most of them are satanic and noisy...But those are pure sound...Well..im done here..I will update this post soon..If you want to play a song to your girlfrend..best friend..parents..friends...Go ahead.learn and move on...It's never too late to learn...Just..Don't draw like me..

The World Cup..in my depth..

Starting from this fridays onwards..There will be 3 scenarios...There will be a shortage of men for period of 1 month,due to hiding from wives or girlfriends..hiding in mamak shops or some unknown place..Second one would be a shortage or innovativity and creativity in the world...Well,for the third one..lets wait for it..shall we?It's the friggin world cup of course..Where best of the best clash in this 1 month of armageddon..Too Bad didn't quarter of the journey..haiz..

   Anyways..from the latest intel....Drogba from Ivory Coast will be out for maybe the whole season,not sure of his condition..Because of one Japanese Player..I thought these japanese people are emo and sissy-based..I seriously wonder how he can injure a elephant like drogba..probably had a gundam action-figure in his pocket..He's enjoying the time of his life in the hospital right now,wasting your ass on chelsea for a whole season is tiring you know...

  Well..something interesting here..someone created a software called World Cup 2010..very straightforward..What does is it keeps you updated with the latest games..latest scores..and more latest crap..It has an automated online update..But before you use it..the most common thing that happens hundreds of friggin problems and bugs on the software..which will take like 1 month to fix..By then..wait another 4 years la..Anywayz...cant provide you with link atm..I update soon..
  Ok..get your world cup gear on..Spirits..and whatever...scream your ass off in this year world cup...btw..SPAIN pwns you all...

Haha..my first entry on world cup..win..